Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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