Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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