erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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