I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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