An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
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she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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