how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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