hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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