you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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