every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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