So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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