My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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