yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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