they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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