i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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