Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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