he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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