ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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