thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Randomize
