Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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