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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  will power is for people who don't want to get laid

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  of course. lets lasso hookers.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b

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• (512): View more from Texas

  After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,

  (679): View more from Michigan

  I wanted to be a dolphin.

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  These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week

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• (360): View more from Washington

  No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.

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