He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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