Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
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All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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