I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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