who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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