The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.