Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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