it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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