I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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