I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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