We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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