My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
