it was like his penis was on wheels.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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