It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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