and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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