Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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