Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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