In the future we'll all be gay
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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