this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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