i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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