But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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