They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
