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dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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