Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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