it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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