3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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