I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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