Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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