Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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