Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I'm like, not good at living.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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