Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together