Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
How external is "for external use only"?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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